Diddly Squat Farm Cow Juice Vodka (Jeremy Clarkson)

70cl · 40% ABV
£44.95

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HTFW Cat. No: LP23385

Diddly Squat Cow Juice Vodka is a smooth, handcrafted spirit made using whey from grass-fed cow’s milk and pure distilled water from Diddly Squat Farm.

Created with care on Jeremy Clarkson’s renowned farm featured in the hit Prime series Clarkson’s Farm. This vodka offers a creamy, clean character with a soft, rounded finish. Unique in both origin and flavour, it’s perfect served straight from the freezer or as a distinctive base for cocktails.

Product Details

Distillery/Brand Diddly Squat Farm
Alcohol ABV 40% ABV
Country of Origin England
Packaging Unboxed

Tasting Notes

Colour

Crystal clear.

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Diddly Squat Farm is a farm in the Cotswolds, England, owned by broadcaster and writer Jeremy Clarkson. It gained fame through the Amazon Prime TV series Clarkson’s Farm, which follows Clarkson’s often chaotic and humorous attempt to run the 1,000-acre farm near Chipping Norton.
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